Ryes of the Robots
Extended Cut

Serve the Drinks, Save the World

Black and white hand drawn storyboard: Man sitting in a large workshop at a bar being waited on by a robot bartender.

A cavernous workshop. Android husks litter the floor.A ROBOTIC BARTENDER stands behind a bar. JOSS PILES, bald head gleaming, conducts a test.
Black and white hand drawn storyboard: Man sits at bar looking at a robot bartender


J0SS
I'll take one Mechanized Manhattan.

Black and white hand drawn storyboard: Robot bartender mixes up a cocktail in a shaker.


The Drinkslinger moves with jerky precision, mixing up a perfect cocktail. Hands it to his creator.
Black and white hand drawn storyboard: Man sips a cocktail

Joss takes a sip. Nods approval. He peers around to make sure no one is listening.
JOSS
Make me a Robot Smash.
Black and white hand drawn storyboard: Man holds a cocktail. Toasts a robot bartender.


The Drinkslinger picks up a glass, reaches for a bottle or rye and freezes. Lights on its face blink frantic patterns.
Black and white hand drawn storyboard: Man sitting at a bar. The face of a robot bartender looks at him,


DRINKSLINGER 3000
Would you like that neat or on the rocks?
JOSS
Rocks, of course.
Black and white hand drawn storyboard: Robot bartender shoots lasers from his eyes destroying the bar

The Drinkslinger raises its steel fists in the air, smashes the bar into splinters. Lasers shoot from its eyes, glass shatters, sparks fly.
Black and white hand drawn storyboard: Man holds a cocktail, thinking.


JOSS
(menacingly with evil pleasure)
Good, Robot. Very good.

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